The 'THING' In the Hut

It was a dark, cold gloomy night. I stumbled upon a hut in the forest in the heart of the forest. I was about to enter the hut when suddenly I feel a slimy substance oozing out of the door.

 Reaching out towards the door, I see a bloody finger peeking through a teeny weeny hole. My Nerves started to grow like a well fed plant, and that was when I realized the oozing substance was blood. Out of the blues I hear someone say, "Do you have a plaster I can borrow?".

   "oh my gosh", I say to my self. "Who was that", I call in self defence, With my ultra strong legs I kicked the door down. And there right in front of my eyes was something I had never seen in my entire life. It was a cat-dog-fish-lion-parrot-human looking thing.

  It look so scared I wanted to pick it up but it might have been mutated. Instead I gave the 'THING' a plaster. Then all of a sudden I hear a UFO sound from above. "Yes my precious", it says in a smeegle voice.(Smeegle from the lord of the rings). "Abduct her, abduct her for crushing my house", 'THING' screams. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggghhh", running for my life, it was shooting me with fireballs. I ran, Iran away from him. I ran as fast as I could, but the flames caught me and I got Brochitis. Ain't nobody got time for that. It was that day I almost got abducted by aliens.